grandhotel:

1979 Diva Wars…those bitches are STILL at it.

Others:
1969 Diva Stan War
1974 Diva War

grandhotel:

1974 Diva Facebook Wars

Cher and I talking about Godburn movies. nbd.

I’ll just leave this here.

Here is the NEW revised Pop Royalty Heirarchy

• The Empress Of Pop - Madonna
• The Emperor Of Pop - Michael Jackson
• The Dowager Empresses - Cher, Tina Turner, and Barbra Streisand
• The Dowager Emperor - Frank Sinatra
• The Queens Of Pop - Celine Dion, Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, Janet Jackson, Kylie Minogue
• The Princesses Of Pop - Britney Spears, Beyonce, Shakira, Christina Aguilera
• The King Of Pop - Also Michael Jackson
• The Prince Of Pop - BAHAHAHAHAHAHA maybe if any of them were doing anything memorable. When Justin stops fucking with movies and makes another album, we’ll talk.
• Princesses In Training - Adele, Kelly Clarkson, Kelly Rowland
• Lady In Waiting - Jennifer Lopez
• The Court Jesters - Rihanna, Katy Perry, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Keri Hilson, Ciara

Here is how the heirarchy of pop is going to be.

• The Empress Of Pop - Madonna
• The Emperor Of Pop - Michael Jackson
• The Dowager Empresses - Cher, Tina Turner, and Barbra Streisand
• The Dowager Emperor - Frank Sinatra
• The Queens Of Pop - Celine Dion, Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, Janet Jackson, Kylie Minogue
• The Princesses Of Pop - Britney Spears, Beyonce, Shakira
• The King Of Pop - Also Michael Jackson
• The Prince Of Pop - BAHAHAHAHAHAHA maybe if any of them were doing anything memorable. When Justin stops fucking with movies and makes another album, we’ll talk.
• Princesses In Training - Adele, Kelly Clarkson, Kelly Rowland
• Lady In Waiting - Jennifer Lopez
• The Court Jesters - Rihanna, Katy Perry, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Keri Hilson, Ciara

1979 Diva Wars…those bitches are STILL at it.

Others:
1969 Diva Stan War
1974 Diva War

1974 Diva Facebook Wars

Things haters need not say to me anymore because I already fucking know.

As someone who stans for quite a few female celebrities, there are a few things that haters constantly bring up that annoy me if for no other reason than I already fucking know this shit.

1. “Britney Spears lip-synchs.” No fucking shit? Really, even Britney’s dumbest most illiterate stans know she lip-synchs. Blind and deaf people know she lip-synchs. My cat knows she lip-synchs. This is common knowledge along with water’s wetness, bears shitting in the woods, and Mariah Carey’s teenage hooker complex. I don’t give a fuck, as long as I like her CD’s. I’m not paying to see her live, and those who are know what they’re getting anyway.
2. “Madonna is old.” Really, bitch? Really? I don’t know her fucking age? I’m a fan, I should know how old she is. I know that her sugar isn’t sticky and sweet anymore and is more like crystallized rock candy at this point. Again, don’t give a fuck as long as she keeps slaying with her latest album.
3. “Cher/Dolly Parton have had so much plastic surgery.” Ok granted some of their fans probably ARE blind, but then again if they’re blind, what the fuck do they care anyway? Those of us that aren’t blind, tho? Yeah, we know those two are made of 98% styrofoam, rubber, embalming fluid, and sawdust and look NOTHING like they did 20 years ago. Again, we. fucking. know. Cher’s still fierce as fuck and Dolly’s still writing amazing songs and singing like the mountain goddess she is. Shut the fuck up.
4. “Celine Dion looks old.” You’re talking to the person who’s biggest joke towards his queen is “Well in 5-10 years, she’ll finally look her age!” Child, please. Celine’ voice shits on life, I don’t give a flabby hunk of whale shit.
5. “Disney movies are for babies.” I expect this from 12 and 13-year-olds, but when you’re past 20, you’re past the whole “I’m too cool for Disney cartoons” shit. It’s one thing if it’s not your thing - it’s not a lot of people’s thing - but if you look at films like The Swan Princess and Thumbelina which, let’s face it, have very little appeal to adults - those movies did not make bank at the box office. They’ve done fairly well on home video and TV, but their theatrical grosses were complete shit because who wants to take screaming kids to the theater to see a film they’re probably not going to enjoy very much themselves? Or go see it WITHOUT kids? Then look at the box office grosses of Pixar’s films and Disney’s 90’s output. “For babies” my fucking ass.