Happy Groundhog’s Day, y’all! I saw my shadow! Six more weeks of what what!
No seriously, I don’t understand how this Groundhog’s Day thing works, what does it mean if I see my shadow? DOES THAT MEAN THERE ARE TWO OF ME? Does that mean there’s a Shadow Jason, too? AND SHADOW SEAN PRESTON AND
SUTTON PIERCEJAYDEN JAMES?! Oh man. If there were, like, a whole Shadow Britney Entourage it’d be like—Ooh, frappuccino! Also, where are the damn Cheetos? If I see my shadow that should mean there are six more weeks of Cheetos.
Hey y’all, do you remember when I shaved my head? I swear to God, I was rollin’! But, like, that was just my form of artistic
expreshunecspretionexcemapressionthat was just me bein’ me y’all. The me I am inside. I was not a girl, was not yetsane enough to bea woman.Oh, there’s Shadow Britney again! Come back! Come be my friend! We can talk about how we used to have abs and a checkbook! AHAHAHA I’m so crazy!
My ghost is reblogging this tbh.
