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Grand Hotel

Joey. 65-year-old queen in a 27-year-old queen's body. Celine Dion, Judy Garland, Dolly Parton, Stevie Nicks, and Katharine Hepburn are my flawless queens. Bette Davis, Dorothy Zbornak, Julia Sugarbaker, and Frank Sinatra are my spirit animals. I know more about Disney than you'd ever care to hear about and wish that life was a musical - complete with a ghost singer for myself and others who don't naturally have the ~gift~. 80's pop is my crack and bad movies are my life. If you're here for quality...sorry.

I mostly just reblog shit I find interesting, post random stuff, spam the Hell out of this bitch, and occasionally create/scan things to post on here. Feel free to reblog any original content on here. No, more than feel free - PLEASE reblog, I need validation from people on the internets!

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    Never, EVER wake Judy Garland with your arguing. Because she IS the goddamn queen.

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    woke up the dead…

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    omg aretha get yourself together

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    This is….pretty odd.

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    Oh my gosh, this is hilarious. Now look what you bitches did, you done woke up the damn dead.

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    I can SO see Babs chiming in to toot her own horn passive-aggressively!

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