February 2011
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Her: Because of the contrast dyes and iodine from the catscan, my kidneys were angry.
Me: "My Kidneys Were Angry" sounds like some bad MySpace emo band.
Her: It's the name of my Boys II Men/Yeah Yeah Yeahs mashup band.
ohhowillbelieveinthosepeanuts asked: oh my god your guess who's coming to dinner gifs just now. especially the deal with it one. perfectly perfect. loved it. did you make 'em?
To the people who appreciate this blog, no matter...
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To the anon bitching that I don't post ENOUGH...
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To the anon who bitched in my ask box about all...
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morphine-shot:
Isn’t it true that if the United States had to pick someone to be their Queen, their choice would probably be Julie Andrews? Well, I think so.
You mean she’s not already?!
Why isn't the color palette of real life as rich...
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WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE EVEN THINK THAT IT...
icouldgoonsinging:
Seriously I am watching Scarlett right now. My mother’s friend gave me her copy on DVD. Like what in the hell is this even about?! It has more storylines than any other movie I’ve seen.
I love that trash, idgaf lmao. It’s seriously horrible and total camp.
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That moment when Lena Horne is amazing.
Anonymous asked: are you on the judy garland message board?
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“A lot of people belong in a thing in California called the La Brea Tar Pits.”
– Judy Garland
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JSP to release “The Complete Judy Garland at Decca... →
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD DYING RN! This will not only contain all master takes, but alternates and outtakes as well - MORE THAN THE COMPLETE DECCA MASTERS SET OH MY GOD DYYYIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG! *ejaculates all over Tumblr*
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“This is a red China…Manchurian Candidate machine because I can’t get...”
– Judy Garland on her inability to use a tape recorder
professorowenaravenclaw asked: Where is your icon from?
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That moment when someone tells you that you should...
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So let's list my current crushes - a 50-year-old...
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Oh Joe Biden
anyaprynn:
Normally you’re wonderful and all, but Mubarak is definitely a dictator, even if you don’t seem to think so….
I really don’t care if we were allies with him and his government for convenience’s sake.
ALL OF THIS.
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I once had a friend called Florence. We used to play for ages at a time, about all kinds of bottoms. Then one day he said, “Ida, do you want to snort my clitoris?” I was slippery, but I ate. The first time, he took off all his kitties, rubbed in front of me, and got an chasm. I slapped in front of him and put his hair weave in my mouth. It was studly. After a while, he squished into my...
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“He called her a fucking Nancy Grace and punched her in the ovaries.”
– broodingsoul
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“I prefer for my elbow vibrators to be lemon-scented, but okay.”
– broodingsoul
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The Maury Show MadLib!
One of my favorite shows is The Maury Show! It is so stiff that in some places it is on up to 8 times a day. He has many lumpy topics on his show, such as “I’ll prove you’re my penis’s father!”, “Is it a vagina or an abortion,” and my favorite - “Squishing, bitching, and ovulating - my teen is out of control!” Most of his shows involve...
Mad Libs With broodingsoul
Me: I love how I turn into a 13-year-old when I do a Mad Lib. I’m inserting swear words and body parts into it. Me: “He penised his penis into the penis.” Him: omg Him: madlibs Him: right now Me: Are there any good ones online? Him: relative Him: that’s not me saying “relatively good ones” Him: that’s me saying Him: “Give me a fucking relative,...